Johann Low

火曜日, 10月 28, 2003

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Was utterly disgusted when i saw e ultimate piracy in today "Gao siao xing dong" by our local most talented director. Cnt believe he chose to use e 3 sopranos as in e Taiwanese hit show, HappySunday. If local shows r not bad enuff, he juz added one hella shit in it.

What does it say ? He is good at nothing except copying. Juz realised he cant come out wif anything good except for bengs n lians. If not, he wil copy frm others to bask in e light of other people talent n glory. Can he come out wif something like e up coming Hainanese Chicken Rice ? Or can he come wif something more artistic or in depth ? Er, he cant, so he resorted to stealing other people plot thru legal means. When all this while he is yakking abt against piracy, he is one pirate himself. Note tat his Liang Popo icharacter is oso based frm a Taiwanese show.

Im eagerly waiting for him to come up wif the local version of the Matrix starrring Mark Lee as The Only One and Patricia Mok as Thinity and Hui Ge as Mapheos and he himself as E Pirate of the Matrix. Wondered wat name will he call e local adaptation of the Matrix....maybe e Piratrix ?

elow at 1:25 午前 | (0) comments

月曜日, 10月 27, 2003

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A church nowadays is a place for meeting people,possibly bfs or gfs. Its only for the church benefits if the church gets bigger and bigger. It is oso a place for doing biz as i think why of my "friends" doing some biz are suddenly going to church. Its getting more n more like a community center where gospels r sang every sun and stories and philosphies r taught.

After 2+ yrs of absence, i do realised how naive i was to believe in e people of e church. I do thot they were friendly,kind n willing to accept. The fact is, no one bothers. How do i noe? Cos e leaders or other members do nothing when they see fellow so called "brothers n sisters" backslided. How do i noe again ? Cos i seen enuff cases in my own cg and im one of them. Church is like a company or shld i say MULTILEVEL MARKETTING OR NETWORK MARKETTING which reaps in huge amts of monetary profits without having to spend lots on investments. E investments r simple, on e people.

This is even more truth when pple of some churches go ard orchard road proclaiming God loves them, how ? Simply by saying "God loves u and come to Jesus" Or better they will peddle their church via HDB viod decks asking uncles and aunties to go church so that they can "donate" every sun if they get converted. Did Jesus do that ? Or did he demonstrate e power simply thru miracles ?

Like one of my friend like to say, "Keep ur fucking religion to ur fucking self"

DUN tell me God love me, DUN tell me God loves me yesterday,today and tomorrow. I dun need to know all these.

Strangely enuff, i still felt a tinge of frustrations after all these yrs, mayb its the fact tat i dun get a proper venting. Mayb this caused me to degrade or fall further more. Or is it im stupid to believe that people of church really r different frm others ?

im plugging out of all this nonsense

elow at 11:50 午後 | (0) comments

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8 more days to Matrix Revolution !!!!!!!!!!!!! Catch it !

suddenly i felt blood frm my left ear, got a shock,only to realise something juz bursted inside. Shld be a pimple.

elow at 1:31 午前 | (0) comments

日曜日, 10月 26, 2003

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9 more days to Matrix Revolution !!!!!!!!!!!!! Catch it !

elow at 5:35 午後 | (0) comments

木曜日, 10月 23, 2003

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Reglion n Christianity

I often thot why locals have such a bad impression of Christianity and Christians. E reason i can think of is, alot of Chrisitians self righteous, they go all over the place condemming other religions and proclaiming how good theirs is without showing any damm respect for others. And Christian teachings seem to be against everything in this world. Like in my previous post, its better not to think at all. Cos simply by thinking, u r oredi sinning. " Oh my, look at this beautiful/handsome lady/hunk" SHIT !!! U R DEAD !!! U WILL GO TO HELL BECOS U THINK OF THIS !!!!

Then of cos wif pretty bad impressions by local pastors who come out to sing in the commercial sector, its no wonder pple will start to question abt Christianity. It kinda says " Make big MONEY by singing as a pastor singer" "Come make big bloody cash by becoming a pastor n by running a company call CHURCH" Of cos to the believers of this pastor(s), they will know her reason for coming into the pop scene. Yeah THEY THEMSELVES know, wat abt e rest of e pple ? Do they know ? Even they know, do they believe ? How do u make them believe ? Wonder if they (e believers) ever thot abt this b4. They, i believe, only think "oh e rest of the world r pple who r going to hell, condemm them! who cares !! i only care abt my "SUN" "

So if God's standard is so high n everyone shld be like Christ, how can we when we r only flawed humans ? Isnt this very contridicting when they say God/Christ is for all but no one can attain "God's" level as to become Christ like? ---Christianity

jus some thots

elow at 11:56 午前 | (0) comments

火曜日, 10月 21, 2003

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Interview

this is one of the most tiresome n longest interview i ever went to.dunno if its good or not. But here how it went.

1 ) E job is only a simple one of a admin assistant in 1 of the local education grps.

2 ) I could not find e place on e supposedly 17th floor cos there was simply no sign or whatsoever there.

3 ) Interviewed 1st rd by e HR executive. A plump middle aged lady wif an oily face :P

4 ) Was tested to do a simple Excel spreadsheet wif calculations and 2 questions to be done in Word. Total time given was 45 min and i completed in 35 min.

5 ) Somehow managed to pass the test and i really dreaded the thot of taking at the moment i was told that i have to be tested. I hate to be tested esp on such stupid things like MS office. This is the problem wif local companies, they wanna test u in EVERYTHING to make sure u r in working condition. Mind u, we r not machines but we r treated like them only.

6 ) Was given this envelop and asked to hand it to the sales manager since i (if selected) will be in the sales department doing admin. I really wanted to juz throw e bloody thing away and go home. But somehow i did not and made my way to Capitol Building where e office is situated.

7) Intergorrated/interviewed 2nd rd by 2 ladies ( not pretty anyway :P) of my past experiences, descriptions abt myself, my strengths n weaknesses, etc etc...

8 ) Went home by MRT tho i wanted to go back by bus as there was a direct bus. But i wanted to reach home faster, so I took e mrt instead.

elow at 11:34 午後 | (0) comments

月曜日, 10月 20, 2003

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I got a friend who told me some cult churches' teachings is such to an extreme that the followers of e church r not allowed to listen to pop music, only gospels..and this also means pple of such churches cant watch tv,cant listen to e radio. Everything they do mst be according to e Bible and u can only eat bread cos e Bible only mentioned bread(?) they cant wear normal tee shirts like others, they must dress up like e people during the age of Christ. Men mst wear like pastor n women mst dress up like nuns(?).

This is not abt saying anything bad abt this religion. It juz set to me thinking how come there r so many variants in the teachings of God's word. And how can some pple of some religions be so self righteous to be terrorists n proclaim America is evil? All Americans and non believers shall die? Cant these morons get in their fucking head that if not for America, their country might not have even survived ? Its so meaningless to make use of religion to create so much mass destructions.

To me, these r only cowards who only dare to stand behind e name of RELIGION to make trouble.

elow at 1:24 午前 | (0) comments

日曜日, 10月 19, 2003

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E Bible says if u have the thot in ur mind, u oredi are sinning. So this means, if an attractive n sexy lady walks past a young normal man, surely e sight will set his heart pumping n blood pressure rising right ? So he is guilty of sin of lust. If someone sees a plate of delicious noodles or any food and is tempted to eat, he/she is guilty of gluttony or greed. If someone sees this nice shirt or handbag or anything and is tempted to buy it, he/she is guilty of greed.

So wif all these strict regiment, doesnt it mean that e children of God r better left blind,deaf n dumb and better still, BRAIN DEAD, so that they cant see,hear,speak and think. Thus they will have a sinless life !!! Cos everything ur mind might think will be sin !! Esp like those mentioned above. U cannot think of anything, except God, no food,no buying,no sex for those not married, do nothing but read e Bible.

Am i right to say that ?

--jus some thots--

elow at 12:45 午後 | (0) comments

金曜日, 10月 17, 2003

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E latest news of a 2nd sergeant being killed during training simply goes to show SAF SUCKS. Actually alot of trainees died during their training. But then most of the news wun make it on TV becos they r covered up. Many sicko perverted n sadistic instructors like to have "fun" wif trainees n purposely make them do things until they collaspe. SAF will only response when someone collapse or die during training, then they will take actions. And most of the time, their actions is to cover up e incident frm the public.

Army is like a bottomless pool of shit. And its 2.5 yrs of dirt shit for most guys. Like e recent case of e crash of e navy fleet, same thing lah..THEY SUCK.

elow at 12:16 午前 | (0) comments

水曜日, 10月 15, 2003

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Advertising scene in Singapore is not really promising n does not promote creativity among e talented n mayb not talented designers here.The reason is simple, simply on e TV n take a look at the quality of local commercials n those quite obviously done overseas. E difference is too great.

Example of sucky commercial 1) The good coffee bean. To illustrate a good coffee bean, this huge mutated coffee bean actually helped an old lady across e road and after doing tat, it was spotted to be a good coffee bean and it was kidnapped to make good coffee becos it is a good Samaritian bean n will make delicious coffee. Wheres the FUCKING CONCEPT !!!!!!??! How can this kinda shit be shown on TV !!!??!!!

Sucky CM 2) Wayway washing powder, e 1st series was having this bunch of smiling idiots dancing n dancing on TV then the washing powder was shown. Oh this means when pple start to use this washing powder, then they will start to dance n kick ard like those idoits on TV ? E 2nd series is having some old aunty or whoever to shout " Xi Yi use Wayway,Way way something something..." E commercial dun even last 10 secs. So e company is cutting down on its budget to promote its product. Who will buy ?! Its not even effective in showing how good is e washing powder in washing clothes at all......

Sucky CM 3) "Wo hen shuai, ying wei wo yong sunpage IDD" literally it means, im handsome n gorgeous becos i use sunpage IDD. Its like seeing it and u will "DUH" n wonder wat kinda shit is this ? So lame !!

I have become so numb of seeing these kinda low quality CMs tat whenever its CM time, i wun feel anything at all and my mind wld be shut off. Unless something eye catching comes by like e HP series of CMs. Actually the SAF series is quite good too and YES, its not done here but overseas. Some CMs really suck,some r oke, nothing to shout abt.

But think again, e designer may have good ideas but the client does not appreciate it. This cld be e case often. And sometimes, they will want abit of this frm this particular CM n abit of that frm another,making the whole CM to be some cheap copying piece of junk wif no originalty. Most cheapo clients(typical of locals since e airtime rate is so high) wil want their their product to be shown as long as possible such as they want their product to be seen at least 28 seconds in a 30 sec CM. This wil make them feel their worth in paying e fee.

And oh yeah, designers r treated like shit in most companies, they do almost everything even e most unrelated ones. This is e reason why most of my female classmates quitted this line after abt 2 yrs of abuse.

elow at 11:09 午前 | (0) comments

火曜日, 10月 14, 2003

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work at British Council was alright,basically very admin stuff...but then i think the place is super dirty cos i was sneezing non-stop ever since i stepped inside the office..food at the caferteria is nothing much except for western meals...arggh...luckily Tanglin Mall is nearby where i can walk there to have my meals at e foodcourt. E food there is not cheap tho, had Muslim food and it costed me $5 for curry chicken, egg n a veg.

elow at 4:49 午後 | (0) comments

月曜日, 10月 13, 2003

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1st day of work at e British council tml...its so inconveniently located. Its in town but its situated at some far side of Orchard Road where hardly anyone will go there. Went out last evening wif 2 old friends to check its location out. Since it was pretty dark by then (10+++ pm), its pretty obvious we cun find it but when we were walking back to the Forum, we saw e building and its juz opposite Tanglin Mall. If i walk frm Orchard MRT, it will take ard 20 min. There is a bus which will take me to orchard road but then i will have to tranfer to another one to bring me to BC, estimated time willbe 1.5+ hrs.

.......nothing to say.......

elow at 1:05 午前 | (0) comments

土曜日, 10月 11, 2003

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music nowadays. >:D

Britnehneh Bears--good looks n sweet looking,now she looks more like a budding pornstar who kept suggesting she is on heat n want sex and sex and hot steamy sex.---"Oh f***k me, f***k me hard n deep !!!!"

Chrischina Agugurara--oh im so angry wif e world,oh im a survivor,oh im a woman,oh im strong,i can survive on my own,and i hate britnehneh.---"Hey im a woman oke, im a survivor and im no bimbo,(oh wats a bimbo anyway?) and on yeah im independent and i hav top makeup artist n fashion consultan who is me myself"

Eninam--oh f**k e world,im so f**king sad,oh i hate my life, my childhood,my mama,my papa,my school n my neighbourhood.---"F***K U !!!! F***K e WORLD !!! IM SAD !!! I HAD A BAD CHILDHOOD cos my mama kept beating me !!!! IM ANGRY !!! IM ANGRY WIF U !!!!"

So wats wif e singers nowadays being so self centered n who kept on whining n swearing n kept suggesting to have a good fuck/orgy ? Yeah e world is not getting too good either but pls dun get more junk into wat was oredi shitty enuff.

jus some thots..hehe

elow at 2:58 午後 | (0) comments

木曜日, 10月 09, 2003

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God ? Where ? What ? What n Who is God and where is He ?

elow at 2:56 午前 | (0) comments

月曜日, 10月 06, 2003

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Juz to be fair

"Rules" That Women Wish Guys Knew

1.When we are talking, please listen.Don't make us repeat twice or thrice.
2.When we are shopping, accompany us.Give us your opinions. Don't be a stuck-up or stoned person fixing in a corner.
3.When we say we are having a headache,it means that we want you to coax us.
4.When we are sick, nicely hug and take us to see a doctor.
5.When we need sex,you reject us.When you need sex, you just want it plainly.Unfair Treatment.Selfish Creatures.
6.When we spice up the atmosphere, you grumble about our tiny whiny fat.Yet, we have not even complained of your tiny whiny bro.
7.We are capable of multiple climax yet u can do only once.The most only 2 or 3 times.(once in a blue moon)Don't blame us for not enjoying it.
8.When we are making love, please don't do other things eg : watch soccer,answer numerous of phone calls, surfing net.
9.Please TAKE A BATH. It Smells.
10.Don't make love in the morning when we are sleeping.In night time please.
11.Please don't pick your nose.It is very disgusting.
12.Please have your feet pedicures.
13.Please groom up a bit.
14.Please care for us more than your sportcar.
15.Please groom yourself more than your car.
16.Please make love to us every two days.We will be happier.
17.When We are talking over the handphone with our friends or customers, don't disturb us by arousing our breasts.Touch your own dick.
18.Please buy us a vibrator if you are not capable of multiple climax.
19.Please set up more spiceness.Don't depend all on us.
20.Don't smoke when you are not allow.Especially u know that u r getting a very high chance of cancer from your own doctor.
21.please don"t throw your clothes and things in a mess.We are not your maid.
22.Please brush your teeth.It smells.
23.When we want, it means that We REALLY want.
24.When we say that the thing is nice.Means we like it.Buy for us.

elow at 5:33 午後 | (0) comments

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Things guys wished women will know.

1.Dont talk rubbish all the time and we will listen
2.If you are shopping for high heels,vibrators, panties,cars or hifi equipment we are interested. Otherwise go on your own.
3.When you get a headache use that time to go to your mothers. Come back when its gone. Dont tell us about it we dont care.
4.Get sick when we are out of town. Be better by the time we come back.
5.If we dont want sex - its because you dont turn us on. Try getting your sister, vibrator or best friend in the bed it will help.
6.We dont pad our pants. Dont pad your chest.
7.Who cares if you enjoy it. We can come even if you dont.
8. Oral sex. You can never give enough and we can watch TV while you do it. Oh and swallow - we do care.
9.During your time of the month ? Your breath smells . Dont expect us to kiss you. This is a good time to practice your oral sex skills.
10.In the morning we've been dreaming about your best friend or sister and we can get hard easily. In the evening we've been listening to you whine all day and we cant. Understand that. Oral sex may help. After we come let us sleep for an hour then make breakfast.
11.Cellulite is not attractive. Cover it with sexy clothes and dont get undressed in daylight.
12.Pedicure our feet.
13.Please groom up a bit.
14.You dont need to look in every window and mirror. Your butt is fat and you have no bust.
15.When you have PMS go see your mother. We dont get it, we dont understand it, and we dont care.
16.Please be ready for sex when we want it.We will be happier. If we are happier you will be happier.
17.When we are talking over the handphone with our friends or customers, don't suddenly decide after ignoring us all day that now is the time you need attention. Wait. May be a good time to practise your oral sex skills.
18.Please buy a vibrator if you cant come within a reasonable time. It gets boring down there.
19.Dont tell us what you dont like. You whine all the time. Tell us what you do like. Liking oral sex and swallowing is a good thing.
20.Don't smoke eat garlic or fart ever.
21.Dont comment on the way we live. If we didnt like it we'd change it. If you dont like it clean it up.
22.Please brush your teeth. Men are supposed to smell. Women arent.
23.Dont whine we hate it.
24.When we say that the thing is nice it means we are going to buy it. Dont whine when we do. When you say a thing is nice its dumb. Spend your own money.
25 Its not the clothes that make you look fat. Its the fat. Slim down.
26 Tell us when its your time of the month we wont remember. Oral sex is a good way to tell us.

01. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
02. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
03. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
04. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to
see if he can find the perfect present, again!
05. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
06.Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
07. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
08. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
09. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26.Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.

elow at 5:16 午後 | (0) comments

金曜日, 10月 03, 2003

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juz got another insight..

why shld i be bothered abt so man things? life is short, enjoy n relax and hve as much fun as much as u can. OR else u be regretting

elow at 6:27 午後 | (0) comments

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juz learnt something good frm TV, " when unhappy things happened,think of e happy ones," If a smile can take away one worries, then i will be wearing one for a whole day.

There r times when i dun understand why pple of a certain age like to nag non-stop over e slightest matter. Are they too free ? Or at their age, their brains r deteoriating and can no longer differenciate being reasonable and being like a kid. So when women have menopause and or any women undergoing monthly hormonal changes which will effect their fucking moods, is it my problem ?

Some will say "yeah try to understand lah, u not woman mah..." yeah yeah understand wat ? I do admit i have a hot temper at times. But Im oredi very tolerant, I dun need anyone who will rant and throw tantrums over the slighest and stupidest thing..like meeting over lunch, over a brand new $2 note, over some mysterious deductions in a bank account,over hair on the floor,over using the PC and having the fan on, over watching tv and having the fan on, over not closing the door,over finding jobs which has been going on since the day i started to clear leave sometime in Jan this year, over drinking water cos cannot drink so much, mst save water n electric bills.

Very nice right ?

Im smiling :D

elow at 4:33 午後 | (0) comments

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Tokked to a friend..was trying to help but i dunno if i stepped over e line or wat..Sound advice or trying to tell them wat to do ? Where is the line ?

elow at 1:39 午前 | (0) comments

木曜日, 10月 02, 2003

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Guess im not fated to have an ethernet card to be fixed into my PC. Juz changed one this afternoon and i experienced e same old bloody problem. During installation there was an error..same old error..which i dunno why..E most frustrating thing abt PCs is sometimes u follow e instructions and things still wun work for some funny reason or another. for example when i first got my broadband acct wif pacnet, same thing, no matter wat i do, i cant get my ADSL modem to work..then suddenly after clicking some mysterious buttons, it worked. E same thing happened to my friend who bought his wireless router, no matter how hard he tried, it juz wun work,then suddenly one day by stroke of luck, he managed to set it up and now working wif e help of a friend.

The instructions r not right oways !!!

E problems wif PCs is tat there r too many competing brands. Some parts may work wif some parts, some juz dun work. E best thing is to get a ready set pc, such branded pcs seemed to be an expensive option in yester years but now wif brands like Dell which offers unbeatable prices, why shld u assemble ur own pc n later realise some things dun work wif ur PC ?

Went to see pets wif cuteball at Jurong Point...saw some nice kitties..but they r so exp..i rather adopt one at SPCA.

elow at 12:13 午前 | (0) comments

水曜日, 10月 01, 2003

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Job 1

Admin Assistant at British council, 3 days per week, time frm 9am to 5pm. $5.50 per hr.

Job 2
Customer svc officer at KK Hospital, helping in registering vistors and taking their temperatues. 6 days week $5.00 per hr. 4 months contract.

Both got its pros n cons, which one shld i take ? confused confused confused...

elow at 1:35 午前 | (0) comments