Johann Low

月曜日, 10月 06, 2003

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Juz to be fair

"Rules" That Women Wish Guys Knew

1.When we are talking, please listen.Don't make us repeat twice or thrice.
2.When we are shopping, accompany us.Give us your opinions. Don't be a stuck-up or stoned person fixing in a corner.
3.When we say we are having a headache,it means that we want you to coax us.
4.When we are sick, nicely hug and take us to see a doctor.
5.When we need sex,you reject us.When you need sex, you just want it plainly.Unfair Treatment.Selfish Creatures.
6.When we spice up the atmosphere, you grumble about our tiny whiny fat.Yet, we have not even complained of your tiny whiny bro.
7.We are capable of multiple climax yet u can do only once.The most only 2 or 3 times.(once in a blue moon)Don't blame us for not enjoying it.
8.When we are making love, please don't do other things eg : watch soccer,answer numerous of phone calls, surfing net.
9.Please TAKE A BATH. It Smells.
10.Don't make love in the morning when we are sleeping.In night time please.
11.Please don't pick your nose.It is very disgusting.
12.Please have your feet pedicures.
13.Please groom up a bit.
14.Please care for us more than your sportcar.
15.Please groom yourself more than your car.
16.Please make love to us every two days.We will be happier.
17.When We are talking over the handphone with our friends or customers, don't disturb us by arousing our breasts.Touch your own dick.
18.Please buy us a vibrator if you are not capable of multiple climax.
19.Please set up more spiceness.Don't depend all on us.
20.Don't smoke when you are not allow.Especially u know that u r getting a very high chance of cancer from your own doctor.
21.please don"t throw your clothes and things in a mess.We are not your maid.
22.Please brush your teeth.It smells.
23.When we want, it means that We REALLY want.
24.When we say that the thing is nice.Means we like it.Buy for us.

elow at 5:33 午後 |

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