Johann Low

金曜日, 3月 02, 2007

[beijing trip (rats included)]

So there I went to Beijing for the China Fish 2007. We reached Beijing at ard 11pm, by the time we reached the hotel, it was coming to 12..so anyway the next day we went to the center to setup the booth.

Summary: this yr's event not too good cos there were confrontations from my side and with the rat team from China, particularly this rat manager and her rat henchman. This rat balantly tried to grab one of the client i was attending to infront of me, so there the fuse was blown and I pointed at him and asked why the fark did he butt in for...and there went his lanjiao face turning into a bey song and there went him rattling on...Chinese saying, a dog's mouth can never give ivory. Anyway I did prove to them, we Singaporeans are not to be trifled with!!!! I am not saying the rest of the Chinese team was bad, most were ok, except for the 2 pc of shit. Even their colleagues could not stand their unscrupulous way of getting business. The rat manager has the backing of the male Chinese boss, who knows what went on under his table. She can balantly stole her colleagues' clients list to grab them and the Chinese boss sided with her..so u can roughly know what is happening...and she is married loh to another man of cos. Well being aggressive is one matter, being unscrupulous is being another.

Anyway when I told that rat dog off even my boss praised me, Well done! hahahaha I RULEZ! _|_ to the rats..tiu gao lei! I dun respect rats, so dun expect me to give u any, u piece of low-class shit. PUI! KNN!

Speaking of 'pui', I cannot comprehend why mainland Chinese like to spit so much, is there so much phelgm for them to spit? Or maybe the air in Beijing is so bad, that they have to cough up phelgm or saliva or whatever concoction every 5 min?

General observation, they dun follow rules. They simply DO NOT FOLLOW RULES.. or most of them do not. So the Chinese government can have 1000000000000000000000000000 rules but the people dun follow them! yay! Also the streets are dusty and dirty besides the air and some people. And I cannot believe that the air in Beijing will clear up for the Olympics next yr, I pity the sportsmen n women going there...they might have serious lung infections hahahahahahaha. Beijing people,though being the capital seems to have alot of catching up to do compared to their countrymen in Shanghai. We have some nice Shanghainese colleagues there..very nice and our mentality matches. At least they do not use underhand methods like rats and cockroaches. A line from Dowager Cixi from a Chinese drama " our people can copy every darn thing from the westerners but somehow they simply can copy whatever is superficial, they do not know the ropes behind their products", this goes the same as today, pretty much.

The breakfast from the hotel which we were staying sux. They consist of warm orange juice, milk, some lousy veges, hard boiled eggs ( one of the few palatable), some mantous, rice noodles with 10 ton of salt added, porridge etc. We had them for 2 days, then e rest we went to have nice hot wantons at a famous (I think) and nice hot noodles. Well at least the rooms are clean.

Oh, try not to have macdonald's in China cos every darn thing is in Chinese! It is just hard to order for me..and their french fried once again has like 20 tons of salt added and their staff dun seem to be very polite, most prob due to the lousy pay I believe. But thank goodness, one restaurant, we went to on Tues night was one of the best! Total cost is ard SGD20+! Well what can I say, 6 stars service! The dishes were not bad too, besides the nice babes =x On the last day, we had Beijing steamboat, the difference is they dun use stock to boil the stuff, they use water. The main thing is the sauce which they dip the food into. Anyway not bad, quite good actually but the proportions of each dish is huge and they use hot coal to heat their steamboat........so when we were all full, I added some sliced paper thin chicken into the center part of the 'chimney' which houses the coal, WHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I wanted to add the sotong balls but hahahahahahaha, guess one of the waiter saw and his eyes went O_O WJJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....anyway some of the meat got stuck near the chimney and they look like char siew! This is how char siew is done anyway hwhahahaha

On the way back, I watched James Bond Casino Royale on SQ as well as Happy Feet and an array of new movies.Pretty cool stuff in krisworld. Oh some Chinese dork smoked in the plane's toilet. FARK, they really DUN follow rules!

And me being gey kiang nv bring any moisturizers, so in the end the skin on my legs got very dry and now they have red spots and streaks and they do itch. It got to a point where I felt pain when I was walking.

Anyway here's some pics, (rats included, guess we need arsenic? AHHAHAHA)

View from hotel room window:

Reception area (above is the place where lousy breakfast is served):

Center (notice the blardy red coat? yeah tats e rat ang gongong manager who likes to dress in loud colors):

Rats(lady facing front is a nice local colleague. Try to find the rats, they r near):

Labels done by Yours Truly:

Nice booth behind us:

Century Square (something like our Paragon?):

elow at 12:26 午前 |

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