Johann Low

火曜日, 12月 05, 2006

[suicidal arses]

Recently, there have been a trend of people commiting suicide via the MRT. Ever since one man's family got more than half a million of donations (maybe more than a million now) after his news of jumping into the MRT track with a MRT coming hit the papers and media. People have been following suit.

Last Sat, I experienced how much inconveniences a stupid and selfish cock can cause to the general public. I was supposed to go for my haircut appt. When I reached Semb station, I saw a big grp of people crowding at the Station Control's, without being bothered much I went up only to realise the entire south line was disrupted. The reason, someone jumped in front of a coming train at Admiralty station. There were still trains going south but it wld take abt twice the usual time. wah lao WTF! In the end, I had to change my appt time 2 hours later. My appt was initially scheduled at 2.30pm. I have planned carefully, after my haircut, i wld take 167 home..then I wld buy the uber yummy curry fish head. Thanks to that farker who jumped, my curry fish head plan was thwarted!!! Ok ok this is no big deal anyway. =P

TODAY!!!! FUCKING PCB, same thing happened! Some fucker jumped somewhere from Woodlands---Sembawang line. There's no fucking train from Semb southwards to Marina. The whole train is delayed for 1 bloody hour! In the end, I took the north line all the way up to JE---Clementi and down to Eunos. The train was filled to the brim, thanks to this stupid farker who jumped of all times in the peak morning hour! KNN, can't he jump like in the night or something? Wanna jump jump in the afternoon la, I dun give a phuq if this cause any shit to the ginna students. Wah lan jumped in the morning, that cb knew how many people he wld affect anot? One stupid jump affect the whole nation's economy u know!!! U made people to be late for work, have to rush,blood pressure rise, brain cannot think properly,if make mistake cause company lose big money who pay? KNN!

Also if all the intestines bursted out how? Pls pity the cleaners leh, they prob have no apetite to eat for weeks. Hawkers also affected leh!!!! Pls pity the kway chap hawkers!!!! If brain all squashed out how? Hawkers selling pig innards soup also biz affected leh!!!! wah lao wanna commit suicide pls also do so considerately. Go swallow 10000000 sleeping pills or go smell LGP gas or fill the room with carbon monoxide or hang or what la. Painless death dun wan, want to be run over by wheels and brains and intestines all bursted open for people to see? Bio lessons ar? Forensic lessons ar?

Ok crap aside, for all those who are comtemplating suicide, pls don't. What u will do will affect many people. Treasure ur life and also think of ur family or friends and finally, even if u really wanna end ur life, pls do not affect countless innocent people.

elow at 11:09 午後 |

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