Johann Low

水曜日, 3月 02, 2005

[Ads Bashing]

Its time again for TV-Ads bashing! Considering this is the Xth time I did this, it goes to show local creativity circle is pathetic. This evening's No.1 TV ad to be bashed is :

1) Pokka Eccential - "Drink Eccential, AHHHHH~!" How can anyone come up with something as demoralising and sub terrain stardard. I almost choked when I saw this part of the ad for the 1st time. It is downright lame,tasteless,uncreative. I can say this is one serious contender for 2005 Worst TV Commercials. I am utterly ashamed and appalled by this on TV. The initial part of introducing the benefits is still oke.

2) KFC. WHAT THE PHUQ does going to the gym,lift one dumbell once and then go to KFC to eat chicken salad gotta do with the chicken salad?!

3) M1, did I say this before? Oh well, since it sucks so much I shall renominate it into the top 3 list of the SG Most Shitty TV Ads. This ad is abt, a wireless mobile virus which also have the ability to affect the human brain. An SMS is sent to M1 users which will make them to have invisible internal hormonal and genetic changes. This change will also cause them to go to Clarke Quay to lay eggs.

Can someone enlighten me on the concepts (if any) of the above ads?

I wore a tie today! WHAHAHHAHA. My manager asked me to bring a tie ytd and I wore it today to a hotel where one Jpn soccer team was staying. I went there to make sure the lunch buffet is setup properly. The food was oke but I declined to eat there becos I was ill-prepared to meet the manager n so on. The food was not that attractive anyway. Fancy wearing a tie and eat, considering the fact I got a short neck, I almost worry I might not be able to swallow. WHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I saw this kid on a train yesterday. I almost went up to smack him. He is abt 4-5 yrs old and he was making such a din abt wanting to eat chocolates. He was wailing,crying,stamping,jumping,shrieking...in a evening train packed with tired souls. YET the mother was trying to use the language of love to reason with him. Love my ass! I would have given a tight slap on this bastard if I were the father! Reason with a 4 yr old? Education of love to your 1-4 yr old child is simply the marketing gimmick by-product of over-protective parents.

Over protective parents will give rise to selfish brats and bastards who have no respect to pple,selfish and too prone to depression. They are too weak to take anything, physically and mentally.

elow at 10:53 午後 |

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