Johann Low

日曜日, 10月 03, 2004

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Its another night of charity show. This is the 4th this yr alone and its getting so systematic. The innards will be the same, just a facade change on the outside.From N*F to N*F for kids to Pres*dent Star Ch*rity to Singapore C*ncer Society.

Here's a breakdown on how charity shows are spawned from the mother of all charity shows N*F. Its a chip of the old block.

1) the comperes will be sad, with those "about-to-cry" eyes and speaking in a tone which sounds as if they are abt to break in tears.

2) the patients' sufferings,burdens and whatever shit they are going through will be shown to the whole of SG. Yes it is sad to see so many people suffering due to illnesses and also how poor some of them can be. But it seems to be that they are being "exploited" to raise funds.

3) then they will focus on the featured patients if they are in the studio itself with the compere in tears comforting them,encouraging them and "encouraging" us that with one call, we can help them.

4) performances by the various overseas artistes or local ones, with the infamous hand sign of a telephone.

5) this cycle repeats itself.

Well at least for this evening's show, at least we did not see the blood, rehearsed wringed faces and moans of agony and acts of pain fetishes. But fear not though for the pain and blood fetishes, next year's mother of all charity shows the N*F Charity show will be showing more blood as spectulated from recent trends.

They seem to have an obession for hot stuff, so there is a high possibility of seeing them dipping their hands into pots of boiling oil to raise funds. "Lelong lelong, F*nn Wong's deep fried porcelain fingers for $10,000 one finger joint" Not to forget the possibility of having some of them to eat shit,drink urine from the featured patients. If they want more blood, how abt piercing 1000 needles into boobsy Fio*a Xie's boobs. Acupuncture anyone? hear it can improve a woman's boobs size.

So next yr,I believed the cancer charity will spilt into various cancer shows with each featuring different cancer types. One each week, then in the coming years, each featured cancer type will be spilt into overseas artistes and local artistes. So how many cancer types are there? Starting from the head, brain cancer,eye cancer,nose cancer,mouth cancer,throat cancer,esophagus cancer,lung cancer,liver cancer,colonal cancer,cervic cancer,ovary cancer,prostate cancer,testicular cancer,breasts cancer,skin cancer,blood cancer,bone cancer. Anymore? 17 multiply by 2=34 charity shows.

So 34 charity shows next yr, one each week. JUST FOR CANCER patients alone hor ! Not to forget the N*F series. Children,elderlies and all associated diseases will have charity shows. Wow is this a gahment's campaign to show how "graceful and loving" Singaporeans are?

elow at 11:39 午後 |

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