Johann Low

水曜日, 6月 09, 2004

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It's all happening again. This is what is happening to me now as it was last year around the same time.

1) My mum will come home each day nagging.

2) She will come home each day nagging about how the electricity bills are going up because I am at home using the PC and wasting electricity.

3) My mum will come home each day nagging.

4) She will come home each day nagging about how the electricity bills are going up because I am at home using the PC and wasting electricity.

I can be quietly doing my own thing such as watching TV or using the PC or making models or readind and she can go on and on and on like a monk's ritual chant over the same matter. Same like last year, my reply to her when im really pissed off will be

" If u really wanna save up on electricity like having a $20 electrical bill each month, u might be better off if u jump down from the 8th floor now cos when u r DEAD, u will not use anything, any food, any water, any electricity "

How's that for an answer ?

These are her rules.

1) I cant on the lights at night when im using my pc cos this will waste alot of electricity.

2) I cannot on the fan while I am using the PC at the same time.

3) There can only be one light on at the same time cos if more than 2 lights are on, it will be wasting electricity.

4) I cannot drink more than one bottle of 1 litre of water a day cos if i do that, she will need to boil more water - use electric kettle = waste electricity.

5) If the TV is on, sound colume cannot be too loud cos higher volume will make the amplifier use more electricity.

She thinks the light emitting from my optical mouse is a waste of electricity and asks if I can turn it off. She also thinks the lights from my CPU and speaker's controls are a waste of electricity. She thinks if u plug any electrical device into any wall socket (not turning on the switch), u will be wasting electricity. She thinks using the phone will cost electrical bills to rise, same thing to the ring volume. She thinks charging my ipod, portable vacuum cleaner, mobile phone is a waste of electricity.

Ah well...

elow at 7:02 午後 |

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