Johann Low

月曜日, 2月 16, 2004

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As the news have reported, Singapore has e historic low record of birth rates in 2002, which is the one of the worst years finanically n economically wise, much goes the same for year 2003 kudos to China for spreading SARS.

Expectedly, our dearest gahment will be on a "baby making" campaign. There will be a late night show on teaching couples how to fcuk, crudely said. But more on how to create the ideal enviroment for fcuking. Heres a quote from Dr Wee, e host of the "fcuking" show ---- "“Having sexual intercourse about two or three times a week is the key to conception. Having sex on a regular basis reduces the stress and anxiety of ‘saving for the moment’,” Dr Wee added.

The fact is most couples have sex abt once per month. The main reason for this is stress and a busy work schdule. I do wonder if this goes to the gahment heads ? Many a times, its not we Singaporeans dun like to fcuk, its we are too tired to do it. I dun care if u give me $500 a year subsidisation of dunno wat bull, honestly i/we/the young couples dun care ! What's a $500 a year ? $500 a year big fuck ? What baby bonuses ? Dun give me or rather e young couples baits n lures like giving candies to a baby to ask them to procreate ! Whats e point when most couples went home dead beat, all they want is a good dinner, shower and hit the sack.

E answer is stress n stress n stress, dear PAP. I forgot to mention abt the cut in cpf, 5% GST and what-have-you in the future. Most couples dun pocket over S$100K of income monthly. And dun use Chinese idioms saying if one fails to have children means one is not filial. How abt those couples who really cant conceive due to health reasons, are they unfilial too ?

Why not have the gahment to make regulations to have only a 5 day week work, better working hours and defintely, singaporeans will have more time to enjoy cuddling naked in beds.

elow at 1:15 午前 |

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